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July 02, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A (Zion)

Husband and Wife cover questions about Zion. We learn that, when asking WTF is Zion, it really depends on history, geography, and religion. For now, it means Jerusalem, but that's subject to change as we get further thru the ...

July 01, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 5: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Ugh, everything is just David -...

June 30, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 4: The Assassination of Ish-bosheth. We learn that David has a very strict and consistent code of honor. And Wife gets to use parenthesis voice again which is always fun! --- Send in...

June 29, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 3: David Fights against the Forces of Saul (cont.) / David's Sons Born at Hebron / Abner Plans a League with David / Joab Kills Abner. Saul's son calls Abner a concubine-humping dog, wh...

June 28, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 2: David Made King over Judah / David Fights against the Forces of Saul. Suddenly we learn that Saul had another son, who turns out was King of Israel for a hot minute, at the same time that David is King of Judah, which is all very confusing to Husband. A trip to the Pool of Morons solves nothing.

2 Samuel

June 27, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 1: David Learns of Saul's Death / David's Lament over Saul and Jonathan. The Bible continues to be full of contradictions as it's now unclear who killed Saul. David continues to prove h...

2 Samuel

June 26, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Samuel Chapter 31 Plus Specials

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapter 31 and various special episodes that rounded out the week.

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June 26, 2022

FVCK SCOTUS

Husband and Wife talk about the Supreme Court, the justices who comprise this crooked institution, and their three most recent decisions involving religion, guns, and abortion (the bedrock of all Christian faith), in this special episode for Patreon Members. It's a lengthy but essential discussion we hope you'll find useful. Also... Fuck Scotus!

Patreon Supreme Court

June 24, 2022

Contradictions in the Bible - 1 Samuel

Contradictions in the Bible from 1 Samuel

1 Samuel Contradictions In The Bible

June 23, 2022

Why Are There Two Books of Samuel?

Bible Study for Atheists. Why Are There Two Books of Samuel?

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June 22, 2022

Sacrilegious Book Club Asimov's Guide to the Bible Intro

Husband and Wife introduce Asimov's Guide to the Bible: Two Volumes in One - The Old and New Testaments (1981), in this inaugural episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. We talk about Isaac Asimov, the book itself, and the introduction to this massive tome. We hope you'll get a copy and read along with us. Next time we'll cover thru page 32.

Sacrilegious Book Club

June 21, 2022

1 Samuel Wrap Up

Husband and Wife review the book of 1 Samuel as the story of Israel’s transition from a theocracy to a monarchy. Samuel was the last Judge, and only half of this book is even about him, so the title is questionable. We kick the quiz's ass and put this book to bed!

1 Samuel

June 20, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 31 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 31: The Death of Saul and His Sons. The Philistines made Saul dead and took his head. They decided to install Saul's head on a wall. The Israelites saw Saul's head on the wall, and with a squall they decided to haul Saul home instead. And that's it for Saul, y'all!

1 Samuel

June 19, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 26 - 30 with Q&A

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapters 26 - 30 and our Weekly Q&A.

1 Samuel

June 18, 2022

1 Samuel Chapters 26 - 30 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about that medium Saul talked to, as well as who tf Achish is and why he didn't recognize David the second time around. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/me...

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June 17, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 30 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 30: David Defeats the Amalekites. David's guys are so wishy- washy in this chapter: "I love you ! I want to stone you to death! I'm super-dee-duper tired! Don't cross the streams! We sh...

1 Samuel

June 16, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 29 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 29: The Philistines Distrust David. David bats his eyelashes all innocent-like and goes, "Who, ME? I would NEVER." Even tho he totally did. David is a conniving, murderous liar but it's...

1 Samuel

June 15, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 28 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 28: David Lives among the Philistines (cont) / Saul and the Medium at En-dor. The king goes to the planet of the ewoks and orders medium fries. Obviously that's not really what happened...

1 Samuel

June 14, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 27 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 27: David Lives among the Philistines. David HIDES among the Philistines. David LIES among the Philistines. David RAIDS among the Philistines. David LOOTS among the Philistines. David A...

1 Samuel

June 13, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 26 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Spares Saul at Ziph. Which is befuddling since didn't they already make up in the last chapter when David spared Saul while he was taking a wee? Anyways, they're friends again...

1 Samuel

June 12, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists: 1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 with Q&A

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice messag...

1 Samuel

June 11, 2022

1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about David's wives (there were eight) as well as Israelite wedding ceremonies (there were none). Then we reminisce on our tiny, catastrophic wedding, which is good timing since we just celebr...

1 Samuel

June 10, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 25 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 25: David and Abigail / Nabal Angers David. Not sure if this is relevant but oh hey Samuel is DEAD even tho we aren't done with this book yet and there's a whole second book in his name...

1 Samuel

June 09, 2022

1 Samuel Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 24: David Spares Saul at Engedi. We learned that you probably shouldn't pee in a cave, but if you do, watch your hems because some creepster might sneak up and cut them off. And when TH...

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