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Episodes

July 29, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 21 - 24 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about why counting is bad, why David chose plague, and why it's lazy to make the whole class have detention. Husband is dissatisfied. Wife rants. Satan has entered the chat.

2 Samuel

July 28, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 24: David Numbers Israel and Judah. God tells David to do a census and then gets mad at David for doing the census. God says he'll punish David with three days of plague and then makes ...

2 Samuel

July 27, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 23 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 23: The Last Words of David / David's Mighty Men. It starts out with some nonsense poesy that wants to be singing REAL bad, but alas, Wife is done with that mess. Then it moves away fro...

2 Samuel

July 26, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 22: David's Song of Deliverance. This is a rough chapter, y'all. David tries hard to sell himself, but we're not buying. Wife sings THE WHOLE STUPID THING, and it's not pretty. There's ...

2 Samuel

July 25, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Avenging of the Gibeonites / Abishai Rescues David from the Giant / The Giants Slain by David's Men. God causes a three- year famine to kill thousands, until David coughs up sev...

2 Samuel

July 24, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

2 Samuel

July 24, 2022

Asimov's Guide to the Bible - Sacrilegious Book Club Episode 4

Husband and Wife cover pages 65-83 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include the Jordan River, Hebron, Amraphel, the Vale of Siddim, Raphaim, Salem, Damascus, the Hittites, ...

Sacrilegious Book Club

July 23, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about why Joab got all stabby-stabby with Abner, Absalom, and Amasa. Turns out David is a horrible leader who really doesn't deserve Joab.

2 Samuel

July 22, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Revolt of Sheba / David's Officers. Yep, we called it - David wasn't even home from one war with his people when another loud mouth blows the ram's horn. Amasa gets torn up over...

2 Samuel

July 21, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 19: David Returns to Jerusalem / David's Mercy to Shimei. David mourns his son. Joab is uppity. An old man is cranky. Mephibosheth is humble. The defeated losers whine. Pretty sure thes...

2 Samuel

July 20, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 18: The Death of Absalom. Y'all, my guy got his wig caught in a tree and Joab got retribution for Absalom burning down his barley. Moral of the story: Reply to texts in a timely manner,...

2 Samuel

July 19, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 17: The Counsel of Ahithophel and Hushai. TW for a suicide that occurs when Absalom doesn't take Ahithophel's advice. And look out for some super heavy-handed attempts at literary poeti...

2 Samuel

July 19, 2022

Coffee! - Patreon Special Episode

Husband and Wife talk about COFFEE! We talk fun java trivia, unexpected health benefits, and Wife even sings (!!!), in this bonus discussion for Patreon members. Visit https://ungodlybrew.com/ and order your favorite cuppa Jo...

Patreon Special Episodes

July 18, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 16: Absalom Revolts against David (cont). One of Nathan's prophesies comes true and YIKES! We did not see that coming. Turns out Absalom is even more rapey than his brother Amnon was.

2 Samuel

July 17, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club

July 17, 2022

Asimov's Guide to the Bible - Sacrilegious Discourse Book Club

Husband and Wife cover pages 48-65 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Nimrod, Aram, Babel, Ur of the Chaldees, Haran, Canaan, Egypt, and Pharaoh . We hope you'll get ...

Sacrilegious Book Club

July 16, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about Absalom and why he suddenly did a coup, and it turns out Absalom's turn wasn't as "out of the blue" as we thought. We also make a disappointing discovery about headlines which leads to a...

2 Samuel

July 15, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 15: Absalom Revolts against David. The headline says it ALL. Out of the blue and with literally no lead-in, there's a mf coup. Absalom wants to usurp his dad's 75-pound crown, so David ...

2 Samuel

July 14, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 14: Joab's Scheme for Absalom's Return. A witchy woman delivers a mic drop, accompanied by tons of brown-nosing. Absalom with the good hair sends a text message, and Joab is owed one he...

2 Samuel

July 13, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel Chapter 13: Amnon and Tamar / Absalom's Revenge and Flight. You may find this difficult to believe, but the son of Mr. Rapey Pants is rapey, too, and with an incest cherry on top! He's as heino...

2 Samuel

July 12, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 12: Nathan Reproves David / David Captures Rabbah. The good news is that David finally gets punished for his bad behavior. The bad news is that his punishment involves the death of his ...

2 Samuel

July 11, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 11: David and Bath-sheba. We never liked David much in the first place but now we learn that he is a rapey, conniving, murderous coward who deserves to have his balls popped.

2 Samuel

July 10, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapter 6 - 10, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss...

2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club

July 10, 2022

Asimov's Guide to the Bible - Sacrilegious Discourse Book Club

Husband and Wife cover pages 33-48 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Cain and Abel, Nod, Enoch of Cain, Seth, Enoch of Seth, Ararat, Ham, Japheth, and Cush. We hope ...

Sacrilegious Book Club