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May 21, 2022
Husband and Wife answer questions about tumors and a little goddess called Ashtoreth. We talk about bleeding buttholes and diseased mice and illicit rites and Venus. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrileg...
1 Samuel
May 20, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 10: Saul Chosen King (cont.). Samuel has each tribe draw lots for absolutely no reason since Saul was already chosen to be king. I don't think Saul is excited tho because first he negle...
1 Samuel
May 19, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 9: Saul Chosen King. This guy from the rapey tribe of Benjamin, walking around all over the place looking for his lost asses, gets chosen to be king, which is kinda cool cuz he seems pr...
1 Samuel
May 18, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 8: Israel Asks for a King. Turns out that Samuel with the good hair is a bad dad who neglected to teach his sons how to properly run a grift, so the peeps in town want a new boss. Samue...
1 Samuel
May 17, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren't you really just hangry?). At Samuel's urging, the Israe...
1 Samuel
May 16, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana Jones had it right when he told Marion not to look at the Ark! That thing will ...
1 Samuel
May 15, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice messag...
1 Samuel
May 14, 2022
Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as "mistress who amazes the w...
1 Samuel
May 13, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't want it...
1 Samuel
May 12, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philist...
1 Samuel
May 11, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do appearances so...
1 Samuel
May 10, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife does engage a Texas accent for no particular reason. God changes the details ...
1 Samuel
May 09, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as the bull...
1 Samuel
May 08, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Ruth. --- Send...
Ruth
May 08, 2022
Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for Patreon mem...
Patreon Supreme Court
May 07, 2022
Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage eve...
Special Episodes
May 06, 2022
Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = dicks. ...
Ruth
May 05, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even remember ...
Ruth
May 04, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got all dolled up for good prostituting and she won! After trying her out for h...
Ruth
May 03, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of the fact that she's a Moabite! Bootstraps are fully engaged and Ruth is wor...
Ruth
May 02, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there. --- Send in a vo...
Ruth
May 01, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges Chapters 16 - 21 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Judges. --- ...
Judges
May 01, 2022
Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some political spin involving the Tribe of Dan. Husband toots his own horn and Wife finds a way to sleep better at night. No pop quiz this time but lots of commentary regarding Christian apologists.
Judges
April 30, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few remaining men ...
Judges