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October 12, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly meant. Hey! Pass the salt! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse -...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 07, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether calli...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 05, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the Bible a...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 30, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds. --- Send in a voice ...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 28, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick. --- Se...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 23, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Sto...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 21, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which is almost cool but as usual God ruins everything. --- Send in a voice me...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 16, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Floo...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 14, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly the majority of the conversation revolves around us ranting about, BUT WHY ...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 09, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet anothe...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 07, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End. --- Send in a voic...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 02, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 31, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Pentateuch Numbers
August 26, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next yea...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 24, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're pretty sure they do NOT). Also, dirty-dick-gathering may have been the earliest ...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 19, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a di...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 17, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn ...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 12, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what ...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 10, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book should've been called The Wilderness; and why Marvel is better than DC. ---...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 05, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without sm...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 03, 2021
Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and Husba...
Pentateuch Leviticus
July 29, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her shit. Husband ...
Pentateuch Leviticus
July 27, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Pentateuch Leviticus
July 22, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on ...
Pentateuch Leviticus