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October 27, 2020
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Genesis and perform fairly well on a quiz. Then learn that Nimrod was very likely Gilgamesh, and that he was pretty much a douchebag. Husband falls asleep. --- Send in a v...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 22, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 48: Jacob Blesses Ephraim and Manasseh; chapter 49: Jacob's Prophecy Concerning His Sons / The Death and Burial of Jacob; and chapter 50: The Death of Joseph. Them dudes died, but not be...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 20, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapters 46 and 47: Jacob and His Family in Egypt. There's like this famine and basically they squeeze the people of Egypt for all they're worth and basically it's pretty mf grotesque. We hate i...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 15, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 44: The Missing Cup / Judah Pleads for Benjamin; and chapter 45: Joseph Makes Himself Known to His Brethren. We apologize for all the ridiculous background noise. There is coughing, moto...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 13, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 42: Joseph's Brethren Come to Egypt for Grain; and chapter 43: Joseph's Brethren Return with Benjamin. Joseph fucks with his brothers a bit and yeah, the schadenfreude is real. --- Send ...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 12, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 40: Joseph Interprets the Prisoners' Dreams; and chapter 41: Joseph Interprets Pharaoh's Dream / Joseph Made Ruler over Egypt. The baker bites the dust. Something about fat cows and grai...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 06, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 38: Judah and Tamar; and chapter 39: Joseph and Potiphar's Wife. Now we know why people think the pull-out method is an *effective form of birth control (*NOTE: IT'S NOT). Er bites the d...
Pentateuch Genesis
October 01, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 36: The Descendants of Esau; and chapter 37: Joseph Sold into Egypt. Some boring begatting followed by a story we wish Donny Osmond was here to sing. No raping or incest this time! --- S...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 29, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 34: The Defilement of Dinah Avenged; and chapter 35: God Blesses Jacob at Beth-el / The Death of Rachel / The Sons of Jacob / The Death of Isaac. "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah; so...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 24, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 32: Jacob Prepared to Meet Esau / Jacob Wrestles at Peniel; and chapter 33: Jacob and Esau Reconciled. That wrestler came out of nowhere! Don't eat the hip bone! And was Esau subtweeting...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 22, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 30: The Children Born to Jacob (cont.) / The Trickery of Laban and Jacob; and chapter 31: Jacob Flees from Laban. We learn there are multiple gods and we encounter a legit mic drop. Laba...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 17, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 28: Jacob Flees from Esau (cont.) / God Appears to Jacob at Beth-el; and chapter 29: Jacob Serves Laban for Rachel and Leah / Jacob Marries Leah and Rachel / The Children Born to Jacob. ...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 15, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 26: Isaac at Gerar; and chapter 27: Jacob Obtains Isaac's Blessing / Jacob Flees from Esau. A well is named Care-a-Lot. We conclude that all the men are rapey, lying, thieves, and all th...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 10, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 24: A Wife Obtained for Isaac; and chapter 25: Abraham's Descendants through Keturah / The Death and Burial of Abraham / The Descendants of Ishmael / The Birth of Esau and Jacob / Esau S...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 08, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 22: Abraham Commanded to Offer Isaac; and chapter 23: Abraham Buys a Burial Ground for Sarah. We question whether God has ever read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People because hi...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 03, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant Between Abraham and Abimelech. We ponder who would be a better hunter: Nimrod o...
Pentateuch Genesis
September 01, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much mastur...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 28, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 16: Hagar and Ishmael; and chapter 17: Circumcision the Sign of the Covenant. We question whether God has a dick, whether or not it's circumcised, and who performed such action. Everybod...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 25, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 14: Abram rescues Lot / Melchizedek Blesses Abram; and Genesis chapter 15: A Son Promised to Abram. He cut the animals in HALF!? Grody! And God's still a big dick. A children's Bible is ...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 20, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross. --- Send in a voice mes...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 18, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 10: The Descendants of the Sons of Noah; and chapter 11: The Tower of Babel / The Descendants Shem / The Descendants of Terah. Names are hard. Places don't matter, amirite? Nimrod is awe...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 13, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 8: Noah's Ark; and chapter 9: God's Covenant with Noah / Noah's Drunkenness. We question the amount of sacrifices and cursing that happen. Turns out, Noah is as big a dick as God. --- Se...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 11, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 4: Cain and Abel; chapter 5: The Descendants of Adam; chapter 6: The Wickedness of Mankind / Noah Makes the Ark; and chapter 7: The Flood. Lots of sex, murder, and mayhem ensue. We quest...
Pentateuch Genesis
August 04, 2020
Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 1: The Creation; chapter 2: Man in the Garden of Eden; and chapter 3: Man's Disobedience. Things that are right out: Alaska, Evolution, and Womans. Early inventions include shame, guilt,...
Pentateuch Genesis