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Season 10

July 31, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Ch's 21 - 24 w/Q&A, Wrap ups, Book Club and Contradictions

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 21 - 24, Q&A, Wrap ups, Bible Contradictions and Sacri...

July 31, 2022

Contradictions in the Bible - 2 Samuel

Husband and Wife play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry- pick quotes to back up any claim!

July 30, 2022

2 Samuel Wrap Up

Husband and Wife recap the entire Book of Samuel because Wife is just over here like, "What even is happening?" Meanwhile, Husband remembers everything and probably would have gotten an A+ on a pop quiz.

July 29, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 21 - 24 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about why counting is bad, why David chose plague, and why it's lazy to make the whole class have detention. Husband is dissatisfied. Wife rants. Satan has entered the chat.

July 28, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 24 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 24: David Numbers Israel and Judah. God tells David to do a census and then gets mad at David for doing the census. God says he'll punish David with three days of plague and then makes ...

July 27, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 23 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 23: The Last Words of David / David's Mighty Men. It starts out with some nonsense poesy that wants to be singing REAL bad, but alas, Wife is done with that mess. Then it moves away fro...

July 26, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 22: David's Song of Deliverance. This is a rough chapter, y'all. David tries hard to sell himself, but we're not buying. Wife sings THE WHOLE STUPID THING, and it's not pretty. There's ...

July 25, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Avenging of the Gibeonites / Abishai Rescues David from the Giant / The Giants Slain by David's Men. God causes a three- year famine to kill thousands, until David coughs up sev...

July 24, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

July 23, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about why Joab got all stabby-stabby with Abner, Absalom, and Amasa. Turns out David is a horrible leader who really doesn't deserve Joab.

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July 22, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Revolt of Sheba / David's Officers. Yep, we called it - David wasn't even home from one war with his people when another loud mouth blows the ram's horn. Amasa gets torn up over...

2 Samuel

July 21, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 19: David Returns to Jerusalem / David's Mercy to Shimei. David mourns his son. Joab is uppity. An old man is cranky. Mephibosheth is humble. The defeated losers whine. Pretty sure thes...

2 Samuel

July 20, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 18: The Death of Absalom. Y'all, my guy got his wig caught in a tree and Joab got retribution for Absalom burning down his barley. Moral of the story: Reply to texts in a timely manner,...

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July 19, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 17: The Counsel of Ahithophel and Hushai. TW for a suicide that occurs when Absalom doesn't take Ahithophel's advice. And look out for some super heavy-handed attempts at literary poeti...

2 Samuel

July 18, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 16: Absalom Revolts against David (cont). One of Nathan's prophesies comes true and YIKES! We did not see that coming. Turns out Absalom is even more rapey than his brother Amnon was.

2 Samuel

July 17, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club

July 16, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about Absalom and why he suddenly did a coup, and it turns out Absalom's turn wasn't as "out of the blue" as we thought. We also make a disappointing discovery about headlines which leads to a...

2 Samuel

July 15, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 15: Absalom Revolts against David. The headline says it ALL. Out of the blue and with literally no lead-in, there's a mf coup. Absalom wants to usurp his dad's 75-pound crown, so David ...

2 Samuel

July 14, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 14: Joab's Scheme for Absalom's Return. A witchy woman delivers a mic drop, accompanied by tons of brown-nosing. Absalom with the good hair sends a text message, and Joab is owed one he...

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July 13, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel Chapter 13: Amnon and Tamar / Absalom's Revenge and Flight. You may find this difficult to believe, but the son of Mr. Rapey Pants is rapey, too, and with an incest cherry on top! He's as heino...

2 Samuel

July 12, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 12: Nathan Reproves David / David Captures Rabbah. The good news is that David finally gets punished for his bad behavior. The bad news is that his punishment involves the death of his ...

2 Samuel

July 11, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 11: David and Bath-sheba. We never liked David much in the first place but now we learn that he is a rapey, conniving, murderous coward who deserves to have his balls popped.

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July 10, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapter 6 - 10, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss...

2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club

July 09, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about dropping things. DO drop the Ark. DON'T drop kids. DO drop horses. DON'T drop beards. We also briefly make fun of penises. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious...

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July 08, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 10: The Defeat of the Ammonites and Syrians. Two of David's ambassadors get clownish haircuts and David is like, This shall not stand. So there's a giant war which causes Husband to tak...

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July 07, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 9: David's Kindness to Mephibosheth. David is intent on finding a surviving relative of Saul, forgetting that he is literally married to one and that he was mean to her. But let us neve...

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July 06, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 8: David Extends His Kingdom / David's Officers. Apparently God thinks David is just the cat's pajamas, even tho David kills a ton of people, maims a bunch of horses, taxes all the surv...

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July 05, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 7: God's Covenant with David. This is a bit of a misnomer since God didn't actually speak directly to David, but rather thru a prophet, who could totally have been blowing smoke up Davi...

2 Samuel

July 04, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 6: David Goes to Bring the Ark / The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. Another over-the-top smiting occurs, along with some unjustified blessings and some VERY justified jealousy, as well as a ...

2 Samuel

July 03, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 2 Samuel Chapter 1 - 5 plus Q&A and Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapter 1 - 5, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss ...

2 Samuel

July 02, 2022

2 Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A (Zion)

Husband and Wife cover questions about Zion. We learn that, when asking WTF is Zion, it really depends on history, geography, and religion. For now, it means Jerusalem, but that's subject to change as we get further thru the ...

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July 01, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 5: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Ugh, everything is just David -...

2 Samuel

June 30, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 4: The Assassination of Ish-bosheth. We learn that David has a very strict and consistent code of honor. And Wife gets to use parenthesis voice again which is always fun! --- Send in...

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June 29, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 3: David Fights against the Forces of Saul (cont.) / David's Sons Born at Hebron / Abner Plans a League with David / Joab Kills Abner. Saul's son calls Abner a concubine-humping dog, wh...

2 Samuel

June 28, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 2: David Made King over Judah / David Fights against the Forces of Saul. Suddenly we learn that Saul had another son, who turns out was King of Israel for a hot minute, at the same time that David is King of Judah, which is all very confusing to Husband. A trip to the Pool of Morons solves nothing.

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June 27, 2022

2 Samuel Chapter 1 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 1: David Learns of Saul's Death / David's Lament over Saul and Jonathan. The Bible continues to be full of contradictions as it's now unclear who killed Saul. David continues to prove h...

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