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July 31, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 21 - 24, Q&A, Wrap ups, Bible Contradictions and Sacri...
2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club Contradictions In The Bible
July 31, 2022
Husband and Wife play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry- pick quotes to back up any claim!
2 Samuel Contradictions In The Bible
July 30, 2022
Husband and Wife recap the entire Book of Samuel because Wife is just over here like, "What even is happening?" Meanwhile, Husband remembers everything and probably would have gotten an A+ on a pop quiz.
2 Samuel
July 29, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about why counting is bad, why David chose plague, and why it's lazy to make the whole class have detention. Husband is dissatisfied. Wife rants. Satan has entered the chat.
2 Samuel
July 28, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 24: David Numbers Israel and Judah. God tells David to do a census and then gets mad at David for doing the census. God says he'll punish David with three days of plague and then makes ...
2 Samuel
July 27, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 23: The Last Words of David / David's Mighty Men. It starts out with some nonsense poesy that wants to be singing REAL bad, but alas, Wife is done with that mess. Then it moves away fro...
2 Samuel
July 26, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 22: David's Song of Deliverance. This is a rough chapter, y'all. David tries hard to sell himself, but we're not buying. Wife sings THE WHOLE STUPID THING, and it's not pretty. There's ...
2 Samuel
July 25, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Avenging of the Gibeonites / Abishai Rescues David from the Giant / The Giants Slain by David's Men. God causes a three- year famine to kill thousands, until David coughs up sev...
2 Samuel
July 24, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...
2 Samuel
July 23, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about why Joab got all stabby-stabby with Abner, Absalom, and Amasa. Turns out David is a horrible leader who really doesn't deserve Joab.
2 Samuel
July 22, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Revolt of Sheba / David's Officers. Yep, we called it - David wasn't even home from one war with his people when another loud mouth blows the ram's horn. Amasa gets torn up over...
2 Samuel
July 21, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 19: David Returns to Jerusalem / David's Mercy to Shimei. David mourns his son. Joab is uppity. An old man is cranky. Mephibosheth is humble. The defeated losers whine. Pretty sure thes...
2 Samuel
July 20, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 18: The Death of Absalom. Y'all, my guy got his wig caught in a tree and Joab got retribution for Absalom burning down his barley. Moral of the story: Reply to texts in a timely manner,...
2 Samuel
July 19, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 17: The Counsel of Ahithophel and Hushai. TW for a suicide that occurs when Absalom doesn't take Ahithophel's advice. And look out for some super heavy-handed attempts at literary poeti...
2 Samuel
July 18, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 16: Absalom Revolts against David (cont). One of Nathan's prophesies comes true and YIKES! We did not see that coming. Turns out Absalom is even more rapey than his brother Amnon was.
2 Samuel
July 17, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...
2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club
July 16, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about Absalom and why he suddenly did a coup, and it turns out Absalom's turn wasn't as "out of the blue" as we thought. We also make a disappointing discovery about headlines which leads to a...
2 Samuel
July 15, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 15: Absalom Revolts against David. The headline says it ALL. Out of the blue and with literally no lead-in, there's a mf coup. Absalom wants to usurp his dad's 75-pound crown, so David ...
2 Samuel
July 14, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 14: Joab's Scheme for Absalom's Return. A witchy woman delivers a mic drop, accompanied by tons of brown-nosing. Absalom with the good hair sends a text message, and Joab is owed one he...
2 Samuel
July 13, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel Chapter 13: Amnon and Tamar / Absalom's Revenge and Flight. You may find this difficult to believe, but the son of Mr. Rapey Pants is rapey, too, and with an incest cherry on top! He's as heino...
2 Samuel
July 12, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 12: Nathan Reproves David / David Captures Rabbah. The good news is that David finally gets punished for his bad behavior. The bad news is that his punishment involves the death of his ...
2 Samuel
July 11, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 11: David and Bath-sheba. We never liked David much in the first place but now we learn that he is a rapey, conniving, murderous coward who deserves to have his balls popped.
2 Samuel
July 10, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapter 6 - 10, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss...
2 Samuel Sacrilegious Book Club
July 09, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about dropping things. DO drop the Ark. DON'T drop kids. DO drop horses. DON'T drop beards. We also briefly make fun of penises. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious...
2 Samuel
July 08, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 10: The Defeat of the Ammonites and Syrians. Two of David's ambassadors get clownish haircuts and David is like, This shall not stand. So there's a giant war which causes Husband to tak...
2 Samuel
July 07, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 9: David's Kindness to Mephibosheth. David is intent on finding a surviving relative of Saul, forgetting that he is literally married to one and that he was mean to her. But let us neve...
2 Samuel
July 06, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 8: David Extends His Kingdom / David's Officers. Apparently God thinks David is just the cat's pajamas, even tho David kills a ton of people, maims a bunch of horses, taxes all the surv...
2 Samuel
July 05, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 7: God's Covenant with David. This is a bit of a misnomer since God didn't actually speak directly to David, but rather thru a prophet, who could totally have been blowing smoke up Davi...
2 Samuel
July 04, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 6: David Goes to Bring the Ark / The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. Another over-the-top smiting occurs, along with some unjustified blessings and some VERY justified jealousy, as well as a ...
2 Samuel
July 03, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapter 1 - 5, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss ...
2 Samuel
July 02, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about Zion. We learn that, when asking WTF is Zion, it really depends on history, geography, and religion. For now, it means Jerusalem, but that's subject to change as we get further thru the ...
2 Samuel
July 01, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 5: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Ugh, everything is just David -...
2 Samuel
June 30, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 4: The Assassination of Ish-bosheth. We learn that David has a very strict and consistent code of honor. And Wife gets to use parenthesis voice again which is always fun! --- Send in...
2 Samuel
June 29, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 3: David Fights against the Forces of Saul (cont.) / David's Sons Born at Hebron / Abner Plans a League with David / Joab Kills Abner. Saul's son calls Abner a concubine-humping dog, wh...
2 Samuel
June 28, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 2: David Made King over Judah / David Fights against the Forces of Saul. Suddenly we learn that Saul had another son, who turns out was King of Israel for a hot minute, at the same time that David is King of Judah, which is all very confusing to Husband. A trip to the Pool of Morons solves nothing.
2 Samuel
June 27, 2022
Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 1: David Learns of Saul's Death / David's Lament over Saul and Jonathan. The Bible continues to be full of contradictions as it's now unclear who killed Saul. David continues to prove h...
2 Samuel