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Season 11

September 04, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Kings Ch's 21 - 22 w/Q&A, 1 Kings Wrap up and Contradictions

Sorry this episode was late. We were at the Kentucky Freethought Convention and never found the time to get it put together. Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse wi...

September 01, 2022

Contradictions in the Bible - 1 Kings

We just finished reading 1 Kings, so it's time for Husband and Wife to play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so...

August 31, 2022

1 Kings Chapters 21 - 22 Q&A plus 1 Kings Wrap Up

Husband and Wife cover questions about who tf Micaiah is, whether or not he visited heaven, why God is such a butthole, and wtf a spirit might be. Then we briefly summarize all 22 chapters of 1 Kings. A lot happened in such a...

August 30, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 22 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 22: Micaiah Prophesies the Defeat of Ahab and Jehoshaphat / The Reign of Jehoshaphat / The Reign of Ahaziah of Israel. We thought all of Ahab's prophets were dead, but 400 were still han...

August 29, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 21 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 21: Ahab and Naboth's Vineyard. Ahab wants to make a crudité but Naboth wants wine so Jezebel has him stoned which makes God super annoyed but then Ahab wears a potato sack and all is fo...

August 28, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Kings Chapters 16 - 20 with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Kings Chapters 16 - 20, Q&A, and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

August 27, 2022

1 Kings Chapters 16 - 20 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about who tf Elijah is, why he is suddenly scared of a pole dancer, and what's up with his super speed. My guy is a circumcision-watching saint who makes doggos smile.

August 26, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 20 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 20: Ahab Defeats the Syrians. This chapter is baffling. There's another lion attack out of nowhere, more chariots and horses get stomped, some trickery from God that literally makes no s...

August 25, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 19 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 19: Elijah Flees to Horeb / The Lord Speaks to Elijah / The Call of Elisha. Jezebel scares the pants off Elijah, who taps out and gets replaced by Elisha, which isn't confusing at all. I...

August 24, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 18 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 18: Elijah Returns to Ahab / The Contest on Mount Carmel / Elijah Prays for Rain. A prophet-murdering crowd, led by a pole-dancing jezebel, Set Fire to the Rain, and Sonic the HedgeFlash...

August 23, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 17 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 17: Elijah Predicts Drought / Elijah and the Widow of Zarephath. You guys, we have our first resurrection! And it's basically pointless! For reals, this is an oddly told story, about an ...

August 22, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 16 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 16: The Reign of Baasha (cont.) / The Reigns of Elah and Zimri / The Reign of Omri / The Reign of Ahab. So many kings, so little time, each worse than the last. We get a call-back to Ash...

August 21, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Kings Chapters 11 - 15 with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Kings Chapters 11 - 15, Q&A, and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discu...

August 20, 2022

1 Kings Chapters 11 - 15 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about some books missing from the Bible. Kings and Chronicles, Chronicles and Kings. These aren't a few of our favorite things. But history and literature are right at the top of our list!

August 19, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 15 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 15: The Reign of Abijam / The Reign of Asa / Asa's League with Ben-hadad / The Reign of Nadab / The Reign of Baasha. This chapter is just a list of ruler after ruler, and we def need a f...

August 18, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 14 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 14: Ahijah's Prophecy against Jeroboam / The Reign of Rehoboam. Bad kings are bad, so God kills a kid and makes life worse for slaves, because that makes total sense. Ashirah poles retur...

August 17, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 13 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 13: The Prophet of Judah Warns Jeroboam. Lions and donkeys and bones, oh my! Prophets and altars and liars, oh my!

August 16, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 12 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 12: Israel's Revolt / Jeroboam Leads Israel into Sin. Solomon's son threatens to beat people with scorpions, which, let's face it, is a simultaneously hilarious AND horrifying flex. And ...

August 15, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 11 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 11: Solomon's Apostasy and Adversaries / The Death of Solomon. Suddenly Solomon sucks! Sleazy scumbag seizes several spouses, stupidly succumbs to spiritual seduction, and supports suppl...

August 14, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 6 Kings Chapters 6 - 10 with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Kings Chapters 6 - 10, Q&A, and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discus...

August 13, 2022

1 Kings Chapters 6 - 10 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Queen of Sheba and the month of Ziv. We got riddles and demons and spiders up in here. Also, a note about calendars and Star Dates.

August 12, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 10 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 10: The Queen of Sheba Visits Solomon / Solomon's Riches and Fame / Solomon's Trade in Horses and Chariots. The queen supposedly asks some hard questions, but we're pretty sure she just ...

August 11, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 9 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 9: The LORD's Covenant with Solomon / Solomon's Further Activities. We got slaves up in here, ladies and gentlemen! And gold, so much mf gold. Plus, in a super romantic gesture, Husband ...

August 10, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 8 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 8: Solomon Brings the Ark into the Temple / The Dedication of the Temple. You guys. They killed so many animals in this chapter! Like, tens of thousands of sheep. I'm surprised there are...

August 09, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 7 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 7: Solomon's Other Buildings / Solomon Employs Huram of Tyre / The Furnishings for the Temple. Everything that isn't gold is bronze. We gots lots of pomegranates and gourds and wreaths f...

August 08, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 6 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 6: Solomon Builds the House of the LORD. It's not as bad as when the Ark was being built, but that's not saying much. Lots of measurements, lots of gold, and Bill Murray, plus the Solid ...

August 07, 2022

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly: 1 Kings Chapters 1 - 5 w/Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Kings Chapters 1 - 5, Q&A, and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss...

August 06, 2022

1 Kings Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about Abishag and Bathsheba. We discuss child brides, erectile disfunction, and one wily wife. Spoiler Alert: the wily wife in question is NOT a cohost of this podcast. But we can see why you'...

August 05, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 5 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 5: Solomon's Agreement with King Hiram. "When you got some trees, that need chopped down, Who ya gonna call? The Sidonians!" We also learn a bit about Ben Hur, Gone with the Wind, and wo...

August 04, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 4 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 4: Solomon's Wisdom and Prosperity (cont). Pretty sure Hunger Games is based on the 12 districts named in this chapter. Samuel is likely where the "Well, actually" meme started, because ...

August 03, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 3 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 3: Solomon Marries Pharaoh's Daughter / Solomon's Prayer for Wisdom / Solomon's Wisdom and Prosperity. After cleaning house, Solomon marries a mf princess! After asking God for wisdom, h...

August 02, 2022

1 Kings Chapter 2 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 2: David's Charge to Solomon / The Death of David / Solomon Establishes His Kingdom. There's a lot of death in this chapter, but honestly, none of it seemed out of left field or over-the...

August 01, 2022

1 Kings - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 1: Abishag Ministers to David / Adonijah Usurps the Throne / Solomon Made King. David is so old that he REQUIRES a beautiful virgin to keep him warm at night. Another one of his gorgeous...