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December 28, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about the author of the first five books of the Bible. We discuss the likelihood that Aaron was merely an imaginary friend, and then Husband urges everyone to harass Wife on Twitter. Thank yo...
Pentateuch Special Episodes
December 23, 2021
Husband and Wife discuss raindrops on kittens and whiskers on mittens. jk jk jk They actually talk about their fav holiday movies, carols, candies, and stocking stuffers. Husband is a curmudgeonly grinch! Thank you for stoppi...
Special Episodes
December 21, 2021
Husband and Wife discuss church attendance demographics. We also talk about the meaning of the holiday and our personal holiday church experiences. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! ...
Special Episodes
December 16, 2021
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Numbers, then bomb a super lengthy and horribly written quiz. We learn that those bozos actually hit the borders of the Promised Land twice! Un-freaking-believable! Thank ...
Pentateuch Numbers
December 14, 2021
Husband and Wife cover questions about where the Promised Land sits, and which body of water is actually the Brook of Egypt. This lesson in geography was brought to you in part by the letters WTF. Thank you for stopping by Sa...
Pentateuch Numbers
December 09, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 34: The Borders and Division of Canaan (cont.); chapter 35: The Inheritance of the Levites / The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Bloodshed; and chapter 36: The Law Concerning the M...
Pentateuch Numbers
December 07, 2021
Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's the beef, my guy? Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible ...
Pentateuch Numbers
December 02, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's Journey / The Borders and Division of Canaan. Some folks get to stay where the gra...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 30, 2021
Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings the M...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 25, 2021
Husband and Wife take a look back at what we've learned so far regarding podcasting in general and the Bible in particular. Then we look ahead at what Sacrilegious Discourse hopes to accomplish in the coming months. Have a ha...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 23, 2021
Husband and Wife cover questions about Moabites versus Midianites. We also explain that putting mustard on your pumpkin pie is a result of poor life decisions, and that this personal choice is definitely not an Ohio thing. Th...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 18, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 30: The Law Concerning Vows; and chapter 31: Israel Takes Vengeance on Midian / The Division of the Booty. We (re)learn that women's silly little brains aren't capable of thought. This i...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 16, 2021
Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegi...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 11, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 28: The Daily Offerings / The Sabbath and Monthly Offerings / The Offerings at the Appointed Feasts; and chapter 29: (cont.). These chapters are legit just Boomers breaking down the proc...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 09, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Zelophehad's daughters, who may not have actually existed. We also talk about Pride and Prejudice, Fiddler on the Roof, the Angel of Death, and Batman. Because obviously. Thank you for ...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 04, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 26: The Numbering of Israel in Moab / The Tribe of Levi / Only Caleb and Joshua Survive; and chapter 27: The Request of Zelophehad's Daughters / Moses Appoints Joshua as His Successor. T...
Pentateuch Numbers
November 02, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about this god Ba'al and that god Ba'al and those gods Baal and Zeus and Yahweh and rain and candles and somebody fucked a bull and I don't even know. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious D...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 28, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 24: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.) / Balaam's Prophecy; and chapter 25: Israel Worships Baal-peor. People just never learn! And so of course they get all plagued and murdery. Wife does lo...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 26, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about prophets in general and Balaam in particular. We learn more about foreskins and dreams. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these link...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 21, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 22: Balak Sends for Balaam / The Angel and Balaam's Ass / Balaam Blesses Israel; and chapter 23: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.). God hardcore gaslights Balaam and we lose our collective s...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 19, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Moses' punishment, as well as the Caduceus. In a shocking twist, we learn that God is a dick. Also, it turns out we weren't even talking about the right stick. Thank you for stopping by...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 14, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 20: Water from the Rock / Edom Refuses Passage to Israel / Aaron Dies on Mount Hor; and chapter 21: The Canaanites Attack Israel / The Fiery Serpents / The Israelites Journey around Moab...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 12, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly meant. Hey! Pass the salt! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse -...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 07, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether calli...
Pentateuch Numbers
October 05, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the Bible a...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 30, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds. --- Send in a voice ...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 28, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick. --- Se...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 23, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Sto...
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September 21, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which is almost cool but as usual God ruins everything. --- Send in a voice me...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 16, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Floo...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 14, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly the majority of the conversation revolves around us ranting about, BUT WHY ...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 09, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet anothe...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 07, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End. --- Send in a voic...
Pentateuch Numbers
September 02, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched...
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August 31, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
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August 26, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next yea...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 24, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're pretty sure they do NOT). Also, dirty-dick-gathering may have been the earliest ...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 19, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a di...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 17, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn ...
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August 12, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what ...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 10, 2021
Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book should've been called The Wilderness; and why Marvel is better than DC. ---...
Pentateuch Numbers
August 05, 2021
Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without sm...
Pentateuch Numbers