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Season 4

December 28, 2021

Who Wrote the Pentateuch? (Bonus)

Husband and Wife answer questions about the author of the first five books of the Bible. We discuss the likelihood that Aaron was merely an imaginary friend, and then Husband urges everyone to harass Wife on Twitter. Thank yo...

Pentateuch Special Episodes

December 23, 2021

A Few of Our Favorite Things (Bonus)

Husband and Wife discuss raindrops on kittens and whiskers on mittens. jk jk jk They actually talk about their fav holiday movies, carols, candies, and stocking stuffers. Husband is a curmudgeonly grinch! Thank you for stoppi...

Special Episodes

December 21, 2021

A Very Churchy Christmas (Bonus)

Husband and Wife discuss church attendance demographics. We also talk about the meaning of the holiday and our personal holiday church experiences. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! ...

Special Episodes

December 16, 2021

Numbers Wrap-up Bonus Episode

Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Numbers, then bomb a super lengthy and horribly written quiz. We learn that those bozos actually hit the borders of the Promised Land twice! Un-freaking-believable! Thank ...

Pentateuch Numbers

December 14, 2021

Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about where the Promised Land sits, and which body of water is actually the Brook of Egypt. This lesson in geography was brought to you in part by the letters WTF. Thank you for stopping by Sa...

Pentateuch Numbers

December 09, 2021

Numbers Chapters 34 - 35 - 36 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 34: The Borders and Division of Canaan (cont.); chapter 35: The Inheritance of the Levites / The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Bloodshed; and chapter 36: The Law Concerning the M...

Pentateuch Numbers

December 07, 2021

Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about renaming towns, and speculate as to whether Reuben was being chintzy when it came to sacrifices. Like, where's the beef, my guy? Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible ...

Pentateuch Numbers

December 02, 2021

Numbers Chapters 32 - 33 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 32: Reuben, Gad, and Half of Manasseh Settle East of the Jordan; and chapter 33: The Stages of Israel's Journey / The Borders and Division of Canaan. Some folks get to stay where the gra...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 30, 2021

Bonus Discussion - Atheist vs Agnostic

Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings the M...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 25, 2021

Bonus Thanksgiving 100th Episode 2021 - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife take a look back at what we've learned so far regarding podcasting in general and the Bible in particular. Then we look ahead at what Sacrilegious Discourse hopes to accomplish in the coming months. Have a ha...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 23, 2021

Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about Moabites versus Midianites. We also explain that putting mustard on your pumpkin pie is a result of poor life decisions, and that this personal choice is definitely not an Ohio thing. Th...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 18, 2021

Numbers Chapters 30 - 31 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 30: The Law Concerning Vows; and chapter 31: Israel Takes Vengeance on Midian / The Division of the Booty. We (re)learn that women's silly little brains aren't capable of thought. This i...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 16, 2021

Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Q&A

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, as well as the practice of slaughtering lambs for sacrifice, which is apparently still a thing. Gross. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegi...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 11, 2021

Numbers Chapters 28 - 29 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 28: The Daily Offerings / The Sabbath and Monthly Offerings / The Offerings at the Appointed Feasts; and chapter 29: (cont.). These chapters are legit just Boomers breaking down the proc...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 09, 2021

Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Zelophehad's daughters, who may not have actually existed. We also talk about Pride and Prejudice, Fiddler on the Roof, the Angel of Death, and Batman. Because obviously. Thank you for ...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 04, 2021

Numbers Chapters 26 - 27 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 26: The Numbering of Israel in Moab / The Tribe of Levi / Only Caleb and Joshua Survive; and chapter 27: The Request of Zelophehad's Daughters / Moses Appoints Joshua as His Successor. T...

Pentateuch Numbers

November 02, 2021

Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about this god Ba'al and that god Ba'al and those gods Baal and Zeus and Yahweh and rain and candles and somebody fucked a bull and I don't even know. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious D...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 28, 2021

Numbers Chapters 24 - 25 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 24: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.) / Balaam's Prophecy; and chapter 25: Israel Worships Baal-peor. People just never learn! And so of course they get all plagued and murdery. Wife does lo...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 26, 2021

Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about prophets in general and Balaam in particular. We learn more about foreskins and dreams. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these link...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 21, 2021

Numbers Chapters 22 - 23 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 22: Balak Sends for Balaam / The Angel and Balaam's Ass / Balaam Blesses Israel; and chapter 23: Balaam Blesses Israel (cont.). God hardcore gaslights Balaam and we lose our collective s...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 19, 2021

Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Moses' punishment, as well as the Caduceus. In a shocking twist, we learn that God is a dick. Also, it turns out we weren't even talking about the right stick. Thank you for stopping by...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 14, 2021

Numbers Chapters 20 - 21 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 20: Water from the Rock / Edom Refuses Passage to Israel / Aaron Dies on Mount Hor; and chapter 21: The Canaanites Attack Israel / The Fiery Serpents / The Israelites Journey around Moab...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 12, 2021

Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly meant. Hey! Pass the salt! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse -...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 07, 2021

Numbers Chapters 18 - 19 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether calli...

Pentateuch Numbers

October 05, 2021

Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the Bible a...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 30, 2021

Numbers Chapters 16 - 17 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 16: Korah's Rebellion; and chapter 17: Aaron's Rod. We learn that apparently Moses has earthquake-sensing tech, and that sometimes your staff will sprout almonds. --- Send in a voice ...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 28, 2021

Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Vertical Retribution. We learn that kicking the can down the road isn't always a bad thing, and confirm that, while Moses is still a dumb-dumb, god is definitely still a dick. --- Se...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 23, 2021

Numbers Chapters 14 - 15 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Sto...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 21, 2021

Numbers Chapter 12 - 13 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which is almost cool but as usual God ruins everything. --- Send in a voice me...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 16, 2021

Numbers Chapters 12 - 13 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Floo...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 14, 2021

Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly the majority of the conversation revolves around us ranting about, BUT WHY ...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 09, 2021

Numbers Chapters 10 - 11 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet anothe...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 07, 2021

Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End. --- Send in a voic...

Pentateuch Numbers

September 02, 2021

Numbers Chapters 8 - 9 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 31, 2021

Numbers Chapter 7 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Pentateuch Numbers

August 26, 2021

Numbers Chapter 7 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next yea...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 24, 2021

Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're pretty sure they do NOT). Also, dirty-dick-gathering may have been the earliest ...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 19, 2021

Numbers Chapters 5 - 6 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a di...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 17, 2021

Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn ...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 12, 2021

Numbers Chapters 3 - 4 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what ...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 10, 2021

Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book should've been called The Wilderness; and why Marvel is better than DC. ---...

Pentateuch Numbers

August 05, 2021

Numbers Chapters 1 - 2 Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without sm...

Pentateuch Numbers