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February 27, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Post Deuteronomy Bonuses --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 24, 2022
Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long, so here is Part 2: Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. And thus we have completed our reading of the first five books of the Bible! W00t! ...
Pentateuch Special EpisodesFebruary 23, 2022
Husband and Wife attempt to cover a brief summary of the Pentateuch, but it ran long because Wife did too good a job. Here's Part 1: Genesis & Exodus. Join us tomorrow for Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy. --- Send in a v...
Pentateuch Special EpisodesFebruary 22, 2022
Husband and Wife cover a brief summary of the Book of Deuteronomy. We argue over where Moses is buried (mountain or valley) and pass a quiz. We also learn a new word, monolatrous, which proves something we've been saying all ...
Deuteronomy Special EpisodesFebruary 21, 2022
This episode is a rebroadcast of our 50th episode, getting to know Husband and Wife. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Special EpisodesFebruary 20, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 30 - 34 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 19, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about the Thummim and Urim, which sadly have nothing to do with either thumbs or urine. We get furthering confirmation that those silly Bible goobers believed in magic. You know, because a bel...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 18, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 34: The Death of Moses. And with that the baton is passed to Joshua, Deuteronomy is done, the Pentateuch is history, and we are ready to move into... more Bible. But not before a wee...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 17, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 33: Moses Blesses the Tribes of Israel. Some blessings are better than others, a few blessings are subpar, and Dan's blessing is missing altogether. The best blessing was Reuben's: b...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 16, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 32: The Song of Moses / Moses Permitted to See the Land of Canaan. It's our musical debut! Every good show has one! Sing along, you guys! It's a regular hootenanny! Also Moses gonna ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 15, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 31: Joshua Commissioned as Moses' Successor / The Law to Be Placed in the Ark / The Song of Moses. God reveals that like two seconds after Moses dies, the dumbos will start worshippi...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 14, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 30: The Conditions for Restoration and Blessing. God commands us to love him, which seems like a flawed plan. But if you disobey, you'll have to eat a baby sandwich on suffer bread. ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 13, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 25 - 29 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 12, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about why a woman would pull off her brother-in-law's sandal. We also question whether spit = semen. Pretty sure it does NOT but it's the bible so who tf even knows? --- Send in a voice me...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 11, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 29: The Lord's Covenant with Israel in Moab. It's just more of the same "I'll boil you alive" threats if the people disobey. Wife channels her inner Mickey Mouse, and does a quick de...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 10, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 28: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience. Holy moly, this god is on a serious tear! He threatens to make you eat your kids and get boils everywhere and be na...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 09, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 27: The Law to Be Recorded on Mount Ebal / The Curses at Mount Ebal. After making a zen garden by balancing stacked rocks, these fools shout curses that involve way too many rules ab...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 08, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 26: The Firstfruits and the Tithe. We learn that Israelites shopped at Michaels because OMG they had tons of baskets! Tithing included heavily scripted soliloquies that basically amo...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 07, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 25: Laws of Human Relations (still cont.) / The Command to Blot Out Amalek. It seems counter-productive to write down the name of a people you actively want to forget, but okay, you ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 06, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 20 - 24 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 05, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about crushed nuts, missing dicks, and that Hop on Pop scene from way back. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 04, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 24: Laws of Human Relations (cont.). The rich are encouraged not to be selfish fucks, and Wife goes off about Dave Ramsey. We ponder that age-old question, How many licks does it tak...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 03, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 23: Those Excluded from the Congregation / Laws of Sanitation / Laws of Human Relations. This chapter starts right off with penises and the lack thereof; it doesn't get better from t...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 02, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 22: Various Laws (cont.) / Laws Concerning Chastity. This entire chapter is way too concerned with vaginas. Lots of people get stoned but not in the good way. This shit's bananas. We...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyFebruary 01, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 21: Settlement for an Unknown Murderer's Crime / Various Laws. These folks love stoning people to death -- including their own kids! And they are more concerned about their town not ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 31, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 20: The Laws Concerning War. What's it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Except for trees. But only the fruit ones. The non-fruit-bearing trees are open season. Also, we are reminded to ...
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January 30, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 15 - 19 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 29, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about Curse Mountain and Bless Mountain. We learn how they decided which mountain was which (they held a beauty contest) and who got to stand on the good one (they held a popularity contest). ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 28, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 19: The Cities of Refuge / The Law Concerning Witnesses. We come up with a fantastic concept for a reality tv show wherein Christian contestants are judged by the rules actually set ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 27, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 18: The Portions of the Levites / Warning Against Heathen Practices / God Promises a Prophet Like Moses. Wife is sad about the lack of magic in her life and vows to get her palms rea...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 26, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 17: The Administration of Justice (cont.) / Instructions Concerning a King. Stonings continue but only after cyber stalking. We question what constitutes "too many" in deciding how m...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 25, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 16: The Three Appointed Feasts / The Administration of Justice. We decide we'd rather have chicken than lamb on a Suffer Bread sammich. Wife teaches Husband "The Song That Never Ends...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 24, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 15: The Year of Release / Lending to the Poor / The Treatment of Servants / The Consecration of Firstlings. Wife is disappointed to learn that "release" has nothing to do with orgasm...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 23, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 10 - 14 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 22, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about how many Israelites were in Egypt, versus how many left. Turns out the Israelites weren't all that special insofar as being the pharaoh's slaves. Moreover, they weren't even Israelites a...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 21, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 14: Warning Against Idolatry (cont. still) / Clean and Unclean Food / The Law of the Tithe (as opposed to The Eye of the Tiger). We learn that eating roadkill is bad, but selling it ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 20, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 13: Warning Against Idolatry (cont.). We learn that if you can see the future, then you and your scallywag brood are evil scoundrels who should be totally murdered - and your little ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 19, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 12: Only One Place of Worship / Warning Against Idolatry. We are reminded for the umpteenth time not to drink blood, mess with idols, or worship other gods. Moses encourages us again...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 18, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 11: The Greatness of the Lord / The Blessings of the Promised Land. There's a lot to remember here, but don't worry -- Moses isn't talking to any of us because we weren't around to s...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 17, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 10: The Second Tablets of Stones / What God Requires. We argue over who's right more often (Husband versus Wife). Moses takes credit for building the whole dang ark himself, like 'tw...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 16, 2022
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Deuteronomy Chapters 5 - 9 and our Weekly Q&A. Thank you for stopping b...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 15, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about Ashera Poles, which Husband cannot pronounce because Ohio. This goddess was actually kind of a Big Deal, depending on who you asked. And oh look at that, you could ask the Israelites bec...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 14, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 9: The Lord Will Destroy the Nations of Canaan / Israel's Rebellion at Horeb. Moses reveals that God hates ALL people, but he just hates the Israelites a little less than he hates ev...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 13, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 8: A Good Land to be Possessed / Warning Against Forgetting the Lord. Wife points out that God has BPD ("I hate you! Don't leave me!") and makes an excellent Matrix reference which H...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 12, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 7: Israel Warned of the Idolatry of Canaan / A Holy People to the Lord / The Blessings of Obedience. More murder and mayhem, more conquest and colonialism, more promises that God is ...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 11, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 6: The Great Commandment / Warnings Against Disobedience. Spoiler - the Great Commandment is to obey God (*insert eyeroll here*). The warning is "or else he will smite yo ass." Y'all...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 10, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 5: The Ten Commandments / The People's Fear. This is a much shorter, and slightly altered, version of what we already read a couple books ago. We further establish that we are better...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 09, 2022
A collection of last week's Sacrilegious Discourse episodes with Husband and Wife! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 08, 2022
Husband and Wife cover questions about Og's bed, which was apparently massive and precious. Then Wife recaps a Jewish fairytale starring the giant crybaby Og and his ride on a mountain-sized unicorn. "Cry Me A River" takes on...
Pentateuch DeuteronomyJanuary 07, 2022
Husband and Wife cover Deuteronomy chapter 4: Moses Exhorts Israel to Obedience / Israel's Experience at Horeb / Warning Against Idolatry / The Cities of Refuge East of the Jordan / Moses Recounts Israel's Law. Moses is one s...
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