I would fart on their toothbrushes
Zophar Depicts the Portion of the Wicked.
If my friends kept telling me I got what I deserved, when I knew I was innocent, I would not waste any more time defending myself. I would tell those sumbitches to get tf off my porch. I would spit gum in their hair. I would subscribe them to every spam email campaign ever. I would give out their cell phone numbers to political fundraisers. I would fart on their toothbrushes. I would put holes in their socks. And then I would have a tall glass of wine because I earned it.
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