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Husband and Wife cover questions about Abishag and Bathsheba. We discuss child brides, erectile disfunction, and one wily wife. Spoiler Alert: the wily wife in question is NOT a cohost of this podcast. But we can see why you'd think that.

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 5: Solomon's Agreement with King Hiram. "When you got some trees, that need chopped down, Who ya gonna call? The Sidonians!" We also learn a bit about Ben Hur, Gone with the Wind, and work / life balance.

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 4: Solomon's Wisdom and Prosperity (cont). Pretty sure Hunger Games is based on the 12 districts named in this chapter. Samuel is likely where the "Well, actually" meme started, because my guy knows everything about everything and even tho he's done nothing wr…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 3: Solomon Marries Pharaoh's Daughter / Solomon's Prayer for Wisdom / Solomon's Wisdom and Prosperity. After cleaning house, Solomon marries a mf princess! After asking God for wisdom, he receives a yacht and three vacation houses. Then he almost cuts a baby i…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 2: David's Charge to Solomon / The Death of David / Solomon Establishes His Kingdom. There's a lot of death in this chapter, but honestly, none of it seemed out of left field or over-the-top, insofar as Bible canon goes. We kinda like that Solomon is taking a …

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Kings chapter 1: Abishag Ministers to David / Adonijah Usurps the Throne / Solomon Made King. David is so old that he REQUIRES a beautiful virgin to keep him warm at night. Another one of his gorgeous sons is a backstabbing SOB. In a shocking betrayal, Joab switches teams. …

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 21 - 24, Q&A, Wrap ups, Bible Contradictions and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss Asimov's Guide to the Bible.

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Husband and Wife play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry- pick quotes to back up any claim!

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Husband and Wife cover pages 83-100 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Moab and Ammon, Gerar, Beersheba, Paran, Moriah, Aram and Chesed, Machpelah, Mesopotamia, Syria, Midian, Edom, Bethel, Reuben and His Brothers, Seir, Israel, and Scheche…

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July 30, 2022

2 Samuel Wrap Up

Husband and Wife recap the entire Book of Samuel because Wife is just over here like, "What even is happening?" Meanwhile, Husband remembers everything and probably would have gotten an A+ on a pop quiz.

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Husband and Wife cover questions about why counting is bad, why David chose plague, and why it's lazy to make the whole class have detention. Husband is dissatisfied. Wife rants. Satan has entered the chat.

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 24: David Numbers Israel and Judah. God tells David to do a census and then gets mad at David for doing the census. God says he'll punish David with three days of plague and then makes David build him an altar to end the three-day plague that was already due …

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 23: The Last Words of David / David's Mighty Men. It starts out with some nonsense poesy that wants to be singing REAL bad, but alas, Wife is done with that mess. Then it moves away from David shining himself on, straight into one of those overly-lengthy, ins…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 22: David's Song of Deliverance. This is a rough chapter, y'all. David tries hard to sell himself, but we're not buying. Wife sings THE WHOLE STUPID THING, and it's not pretty. There's got to be another way.

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Avenging of the Gibeonites / Abishai Rescues David from the Giant / The Giants Slain by David's Men. God causes a three- year famine to kill thousands, until David coughs up seven of Saul’s descendants to slaughter, because that's definitely a fair tr…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20, Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club where we discuss Asimov's Guide to the Bible.

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Husband and Wife cover pages 65-83 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include the Jordan River, Hebron, Amraphel, the Vale of Siddim, Raphaim, Salem, Damascus, the Hittites, Ishmael, Circumcision, and Soddom and Gomorrah. We hope you'll get a copy …

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Husband and Wife cover questions about why Joab got all stabby-stabby with Abner, Absalom, and Amasa. Turns out David is a horrible leader who really doesn't deserve Joab.

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 20: The Revolt of Sheba / David's Officers. Yep, we called it - David wasn't even home from one war with his people when another loud mouth blows the ram's horn. Amasa gets torn up over it, and Sheba of Bicri loses his head. Then we get more minutes from the …

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 19: David Returns to Jerusalem / David's Mercy to Shimei. David mourns his son. Joab is uppity. An old man is cranky. Mephibosheth is humble. The defeated losers whine. Pretty sure these fickle dumbos are about to go right back to war.

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 18: The Death of Absalom. Y'all, my guy got his wig caught in a tree and Joab got retribution for Absalom burning down his barley. Moral of the story: Reply to texts in a timely manner, get a hair cut, and never argue with trees!

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 17: The Counsel of Ahithophel and Hushai. TW for a suicide that occurs when Absalom doesn't take Ahithophel's advice. And look out for some super heavy-handed attempts at literary poetics by an overly ambitious writer:
"as a bride returns to her husband" ...…

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Husband and Wife talk about COFFEE!
We talk fun java trivia, unexpected health benefits, and Wife even sings (!!!), in this bonus discussion for Patreon members.
Visit https://ungodlybrew.com/ and order your favorite cuppa Joe, then sip away with godless bliss in the comfort of knowing that a perce…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Samuel chapter 16: Absalom Revolts against David (cont). One of Nathan's prophesies comes true and YIKES! We did not see that coming. Turns out Absalom is even more rapey than his brother Amnon was.

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