Husband and Wife cover questions about that medium Saul talked to, as well as who tf Achish is and why he didn't recognize David the second time around. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 30: David Defeats the Amalekites. David's guys are so wishy- washy in this chapter: "I love you ! I want to stone you to death! I'm super-dee-duper tired! Don't cross the streams! We shouldn't share! Give everybody everything!" Ugh, my neck hurts from…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 29: The Philistines Distrust David. David bats his eyelashes all innocent-like and goes, "Who, ME? I would NEVER." Even tho he totally did. David is a conniving, murderous liar but it's all okay because God loves him. Blah. --- Send in a voice…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 28: David Lives among the Philistines (cont) / Saul and the Medium at En-dor. The king goes to the planet of the ewoks and orders medium fries. Obviously that's not really what happened because ewoks aren't real. What actually happened is that Saul…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 27: David Lives among the Philistines. David HIDES among the Philistines. David LIES among the Philistines. David RAIDS among the Philistines. David LOOTS among the Philistines. David ABUSES HIS PRIVELEGE among the Philistines. David is a real schmuck, y'all. --- Send in a…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Spares Saul at Ziph. Which is befuddling since didn't they already make up in the last chapter when David spared Saul while he was taking a wee? Anyways, they're friends again. Maybe. Who could know? (Wife MADE me leave in "anyways"…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapters 21 - 25 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover questions about David's wives (there were eight) as well as Israelite wedding ceremonies (there were none). Then we reminisce on our tiny, catastrophic wedding, which is good timing since we just celebrated our 14th anniversary. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 25: David and Abigail / Nabal Angers David. Not sure if this is relevant but oh hey Samuel is DEAD even tho we aren't done with this book yet and there's a whole second book in his name. This chapter brings us a…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 24: David Spares Saul at Engedi. We learned that you probably shouldn't pee in a cave, but if you do, watch your hems because some creepster might sneak up and cut them off. And when THAT happens, be sure to thank the peeping…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 23: David in the Wilderness. In spite of betrayal, David made it thru the wilderness; somehow he made it thruuu. He and Saul play Pop Goes the Weasel around a mountain. The Bible tells us that rock is great, and We 👏 Are…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 22: David Flees from Saul (cont.) / Saul Kills the Priests of Nob. We engage in that age-old philosophical debate of when it's okay to be that guy who's "just following orders" versus when it's better to risk losing everything by standing up…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 21: David Flees from Saul. My dude gets the giant's sword and goes on the lam, eating moldy bread, spinning lies, and drooling like a fool. Is David a king yet / now / again? Who could know! --- Send in a voice…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapters 16 - 20 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover questions about David's timeline with Saul, cuz we seem to meet him for the first time, twice. We discover a couple interesting books which actually cover this confusing topic, and comment on the politics that cause such nonsense. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 20: The Friendship of David and Jonathan. Saul is super mean to his son and then, in typical Saul style, he throws a spear at him, because obviously Saul is wacko. We're still convinced that Jonathan and David are an item, but too…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 19: Saul Seeks to Kill David. Yes, again. He does more spear-throwing but of course it fails. Saul's daughter pulls a Ferris Bueller so David can run away and tattle to Samuel. Then Saul gets naked and lies in the road because he's…

Husband and Wife talk about the numbers regarding mass shootings in the US, rant about the lack of gun safety laws, and encourage listeners to get out and March for Our Lives, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 18: Jonathan's Covenant with David / Saul Becomes Jealous of David. Today we learn that Wife is only worth one measley foreskin. Jonathan and David become "besties" (pretty sure that's a euphemism) and Saul goes bananas. Probably from all the dead dick lying…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 17: David Kills Goliath / Israel Routs the Philistines. Some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey bs is happening because Saul has been fired twice but he's still the king, and David was made king and harpist but now he's just a ballsy kiddo that no one's…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 26: David Anointed King / David Plays the Harp for Saul. Samuel thinks David is super gorgeous and God is like "Stop judging a book by its cover" but then God gets inside David and even he admits this kid is hawt af.…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Samuel Chapters 11 - 15 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Tribe of Judah, as well as who tf Nahash was and why he was all obsessed with carving out people's eyes. Then we go off topic a bit and discuss the Dead Sea Scrolls; women subjugating themselves to men; and finances. It's a…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 15: Saul's Disobedience and Rejection. Remember that time Saul was fired? But then he just kept being king anyway? Well he gets fired For Real this time. And God says he regrets ever making Saul king in the first place which kinda kills…