Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 14: Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke (cont). Even tho Saul was fired, he still acts all kingy and leads his guys right up to the edge of the Philistine camp. His son Jonathon sneaks over and somehow causes mayhem, which is good for…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 13: War with the Philistines / Saul's Disobedience and Samuel's Rebuke. Bad luck! The Israelites army dwindles, Saul gets fired, and the Philistines have the upper hand. Dark night of the soul! All is lost! Worst day ever! &etc. --- Send in a…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 12: Samuel's Address to the People. Sammy gets all uppity and lectures the people on how awesome he is. Oops -- he meant to say how awesome GOD is. Sure you did, Sam. Okay. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 11: Saul Defeats the Ammonites. This bad dude Nahash kept trying to steal everyone's right eye, but our guys aren't having it because they wanna keep both their collective eyes intact. Saul hears about the situation and goes berserk, slaughtering oxen and whatnot.…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 6 - 10 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife answer questions about tumors and a little goddess called Ashtoreth. We talk about bleeding buttholes and diseased mice and illicit rites and Venus. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 10: Saul Chosen King (cont.). Samuel has each tribe draw lots for absolutely no reason since Saul was already chosen to be king. I don't think Saul is excited tho because first he neglected to give his uncle the news, and then he…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 9: Saul Chosen King. This guy from the rapey tribe of Benjamin, walking around all over the place looking for his lost asses, gets chosen to be king, which is kinda cool cuz he seems pretty humble. I guess God and Samuel changed…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 8: Israel Asks for a King. Turns out that Samuel with the good hair is a bad dad who neglected to teach his sons how to properly run a grift, so the peeps in town want a new boss. Samuel is like, "Fine.…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren't you really just hangry?). At Samuel's urging, the Israelites get rid of their false idols - but did they tho? We're no…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana Jones had it right when he told Marion not to look at the Ark! That thing will either give you plagues, knock over…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as "mistress who amazes the world" which is what I want to be for Halloween…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't want it." Pretty sure the Philistines are…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philistines. The wife of one of the rapey guys…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do appearances so much anymore. Something shocking is going to happen but…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife does engage a Texas accent for no particular reason. God changes the details of previously made promises, but only after a…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as the bullied wife prays super hard, gets bullied AGAIN by a…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Ruth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings…

Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = dicks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even remember his name so... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got all dolled up for good prostituting and she won! After trying her out for himself, Boaz is gonna pass her around and…