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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Stoning of a Sabbath Breaker / Fringes on Garments.…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about Miriam, like who even is that? We learn why she's a beloved figure and an early model of women's rights which is almost cool but as usual God ruins everything. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Flood. This was actually our favorite section of Numbers so far!…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about horns and bushels, which leads to a very brief discussion about rams and salve and the cost of milk. Honestly the majority of the conversation revolves around us ranting about, BUT WHY THIS GUY? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet another tantrum. There's some smiting and choking and yet another plague and…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about the odour of sanctity because there was literally nothing to talk about in this section. God, dead saints, and hand lotion from B&BW all smell like roses. The End. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched dead people (which, you know, GRODY). Then we learn that…

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March 24, 2022

Numbers Chapter 7 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about wagons and the antichrist. Yeah, it's definitely a journey. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next year. All the Tribes got together and donated lambs and shit…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about Nazarene (not to be confused with Glycerine) and whether or not the rules apply to a jealous wife (we're pretty sure they do NOT). Also, dirty-dick-gathering may have been the earliest example of a hospital. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a dirty dick got to go, and we learn that…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn son (ugh, like it even really matters). --- Send in a voice message:…

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what color the cloths are supposed to be (mostly blue).…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about why the Chosen People are all Numbery; why a 5-day little jaunt turned into a 40-year journey; why this book should've been called The Wilderness; and why Marvel is better than DC. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without smoking. Then we get all numbery and our cat is…

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Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and Husband kicks it out of the park before getting tripped up by…

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her shit. Husband reminds Wife the Bible is stupid and God is a dick. Leviticus is officially DONE…

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March 23, 2022

Leviticus Chapter 25 Q&A

Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on houses and land. They also get to own slaves as…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about breadboxes, tents, farts, and sins. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 23: The Appointed Feasts; and chapter 24: The Tending of the Lamp / The Showbread / The Punishment for Blasphemy. Get out your calendars and write down all these special holidays where you have to give everything you own to Aaron in the greatest…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about clans, divorce, and serial killers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 21: The Holiness of the Priests; and Leviticus chapter 22: The Holiness of the Offerings. This all still seems like a grift that rewards Moses and Aaron, and that punishes disabled people, deformed animals, and prostitutes. Ugly people need not apply. --- Send in…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about grapes, hair, and tattoos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

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