Husband and Wife answer questions about jubilees, slavery, crappy researchers, and rough draft religions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big-ass rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on houses and land. They also get to own slaves as…

Husband and Wife answer questions about breadboxes, tents, farts, and sins. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 23: The Appointed Feasts; and chapter 24: The Tending of the Lamp / The Showbread / The Punishment for Blasphemy. Get out your calendars and write down all these special holidays where you have to give everything you own to Aaron in the greatest…

Husband and Wife answer questions about clans, divorce, and serial killers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 21: The Holiness of the Priests; and Leviticus chapter 22: The Holiness of the Offerings. This all still seems like a grift that rewards Moses and Aaron, and that punishes disabled people, deformed animals, and prostitutes. Ugly people need not apply. --- Send in…

Husband and Wife answer questions about grapes, hair, and tattoos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 19: Laws of Holiness and Justice; and chapter 20: The Penalties for Acts of Immorality. We learn there are lots of legit gods, witches, ghosts, and vampires in the world. We are encouraged to stone someone to death, but we're lazy bastards so we…

Husband and Wife answer questions about goat idols, harlots, and Molech. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 17: One Place of Sacrifice / The Eating of Blood Forbidden; and chapter 18: Acts of Immortality Forbidden. This is a good time to scream HAPPY PRIDE MONTH because wow some of these verses were all kinds of anti-gay which is Very Not Cool.…

Husband and Wife answer questions about male discharge and Azazel. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 15: Unclean Discharges from the Body; and chapter 16: The Day of Atonement. Wife teaches Husband about the no-fap movement. We both wonder wtf is going on "down there" and why it might involve spitting. And we learn about the G.O.A.T. of goats, the…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapters 13 and 14: Laws Concerning Leprosy. Leprosy seems to be an umbrella term for anything from zits, to burns and blisters, to mildew. God literally states that he might, on a whim, contaminate some people's houses. Husband decides he would rather just live in…

Husband and Wife (somehow, despite the odds, manage to) cover Leviticus chapter 11: Clean and Unclean Animals; and Leviticus chapter 12: The Purification of Women after Childbirth. Wife screws up and causes a do-over of the first half, then loses her ever-loving mind during the second half of the show.…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 9: Aaron Offers Sacrifices; and chapter 10: The Sin of Nadab and Abihu. Folks get killed for -- get this -- "burning the wrong kind of fire" and their siblings are ordered not to grieve on threat of further murder because mental health apparently…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 7: The Law of the Offerings (cont.); And chapter 8: The Consecration of Aaron and his sons. We read about breasts, because obviously there are breasts. Wife wants to know how long it takes a hoof to burn. Husband contemplates pissing on Aaron's tabernacle.…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 5: Sin Offerings (cont.) / Trespass Offerings; and chapter 6: The Law of the Offerings. Aaron and Moses were straight-up running a racket, and we are surprised to learn that people way back then were charging interest. Too many boring laws that basically boil…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 3: Peace Offerings; and chapter 4: Sin Offerings. Husband is possessed by a demon (or maybe he just sneezes). We wonder how they keep all these random arbitrary rules straight - splatter there, sprinkle here, burn it where? We name our next band Long…

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 1: Burnt Offerings; and chapter 2: Meal Offerings. Pretty sure this is all a grift run by Moses and Aaron. Very short chapters this week so Wife gets distracted by imagining how men's dick-n-balls arrange themselves in Speedos. DO NOT send us your dick…

Husband and Wife learn how little they retained of the Book of Exodus, even though it's supposedly the most important book of the Bible. They fail a quiz and fondly recall Aaron's special stick. Then they learn that HOLY SHIT there were indeed all these other gods floating around back…

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 39: The Making of the Priests' Garments / The Tabernacle Articles Completed; and chapter 40: The Setting Up of the Tabernacle / The Cloud Over the Tabernacle. We are disappointed to learn the pomegranates were made of yarn. Oholiab gets no respect. A cloud…

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 37: The Furnishings of the Tabernacle; and chapter 38: The Court of the Tabernacle / The Supervision of the Work / The Metal of the Sanctuary. We discover that "donations" were actually taxes because the writers were clearly all liars. Still wondering, wtf is…

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 35: Regulations for the Sabbath / Israel to Bring an Offering / The Tabernacle Articles / The People Bring the Offering / The Call of Bezaleel and Aholiab; and chapter 36: Moses Restrains the People from Bringing Gifts / The Making of the Tabernacle.…

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 33: The Lord's Presence Promised; and chapter 34: The Second Table of Stone / Israel Warned of the Idolatry of Canaan / The Three Anointed Feasts / Moses and the Tables of the Law. Husband requests milk and loses his cool when God continues…