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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 10: Israel's Revolt. Solomon's son Rehoboam drinks beer with Justice Kavanaugh and them good 'ol boys talk about how their dicks are thicker than their pinkies. Then they threaten to beat the slaves with scorpions because that seems like good incentive to hush…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 9: The Queen of Sheba Visits Solomon / Solomon's Riches and Fame / The Death of Solomon. We get really off topic in this one when Wife rants about obligatory gift-giving. We declare our affinity for Blaine the Mono's penchant for riddles. The…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 8: Solomon's Further Activities. Gentle reminder that "appointed" and "conscripted" and "forced labor" are all forms of SLAVERY which is a despicable practice. Second note: menstruation is a natural function and should be normalized in society, not demonized and hidden as something shameful.…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 7: The Dedication of the Temple (cont.) / The LORD's Covenant with Solomon. Residual David is still around and we are super sick of him. Solomon sacrifices an entire species worth of goats, and God is so excited he lights himself on fire.…

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant Between Abraham and Abimelech. We ponder who would be a better hunter: Nimrod or Ishmael? More incest is brought to light. God, being a…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 6: The Dedication of the Temple. Wife brings to life this stupidly lengthy prayer by reading in her best southern televangelist accent, which it turns out isn't very good at all. That's okay, tho, because the prayer ain't all that great either. Residual…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Chronicles Chapters 1 - 5, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

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Husband and Wife continue covering Heroes: Wise Men, Part 2 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklore In this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Why Jerusalem was destroyed; the universality of religious arguments; empathy and compassion; parables; instruction versus solace; The Poor Man's Miracle; the timelessness of human…

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Husband and Wife cover questions about the Tribe of Dan, who are one of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, and who will eventually bring forth the Antichrist. Sounds legit.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 5: The Furnishings for the Temple (cont.) / Solomon Brings the Ark into the Temple. Residual David just can't resist popping up again. We talk about apples, Johnny 5, Hudson Hawk, special tents, fart clouds, and true love. Wife sings a bit and…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 4: The Furnishings for the Temple. David is truly dead, you guys! David has left the chat! Ding dong, the David's dead! Also, it wasn't Solomon who built everything with his own two hands. It was my guy Huram-abi, a swell fella who…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 3: Solomon Builds the House of the LORD / The Two Pillars. Residual David only makes a brief entry, so perhaps his death is actually final and we can leave him to rest in his grave? According to the Chronicler, Solomon builds All…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 2: Solomon's Agreement with King Huram. Residual David is still in the chat. Solomon decides out of the blue to build himself a temple, so he sets up a trade deal with a neighboring king, and enslaves tens of thousands of foreigners to…

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much masturbation actually blind you because of all Lot's crazy parties? Skip the ads…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 1:Solomon's Prayer for Wisdom / Solomon's Trade in Horses and Chariots.Residual David still makes an appearance cuz the Chronicler is like, "Why can't I quit you?!" Solomon is a wise ass and sells horses to support his habit.Skip the ads by joining Acast+…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 26 - 29, with Q&A, Sacrilegious Book Club, Wrap up and Contradictions.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse…

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We just finished reading 1 Chronicles, so it's time for Husband and Wife to play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong. You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry-pick quotes to back up…

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Nov. 19, 2022

1 Chronicles Wrap Up

Husband and Wife recap 1 Chronicles, a book which itself is a recap of Genesis—Kings. The first part covers genealogy; the second part covers David's reign; and the third part covers stuff that never happened: David's preparation for the New Temple. We're now halfway done with that lying liar, the…

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Husband and Wife cover questions about why the Chronicler was so in love with David. Turns out the Deuteronomist and the Chronicler were writing at cross purposes, to entirely different audiences. While this makes sense, history's speaking, it doesn't excuse the fact that the Chronicler is a total snooze-fest who…

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Husband and Wife cover Heroes: Wise Men, Part 2 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklore, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Greek philosophy; the scholarly pursuit of knowledge; Grief in Moderation; The Virtue of the Commonplace; The Consecration of Eliezer; The Parable of the Two Gems;…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 29: Solomon Succeeds David as King (cont.) / The Death of David. In this final chapter of 1 Chronicles, the Chronicler leaves out many important stories of figures such as Bathsheba, Joab, Abishag, and Adonijah. He exaggerates David's deeds to the point of…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 28: Solomon Succeeds David as King. The Chronicler is still out there lying his lies about David's accomplishments which would literally have had to happen from his deathbed. Pretty sure dude had a boy-band poster of David over his bed. The undoing of…

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 16: Hagar and Ishmael; and chapter 17: Circumcision the Sign of the Covenant. We question whether God has a , whether or not it's circumcised, and who performed such action. Everybody line up 'cause it's dick-choppin' time! WHERE'S STEVE? All this accompanied by the…

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