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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 27: The Officers of the Kingdom. Mr Earthy President Boss-Guy Man has SO many employees -- more numerous than all the stars in the sky, if that liar the Chronicler is to be believed. But they only have to work for one month…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 26: The Porters and Overseers. The mildly capable Chronicler discusses several gates and the capable men who kept them. Some were more capable than others and they got to count the money.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 21 - 25, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

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Husband and Wife cover Jewish Salt, Part 1 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklore, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include the Talmud; a bored Evil Spirit; a cold bath; compromise; gay clothes; pants; sand; and circumcision. Next time we will cover some entries from Part 2:…

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Husband and Wife cover questions about Satan. Is he an angel, a spirit, a demon, a serpent, a Watcher, a jinn, a ball of fire, or merely a really evil human? Satan is all of this and more! Lord of Flies, Destructor, Death himself... the list goes on and on.…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 25: The Divisions of the Musicians. We spice up this most boring of chapters with a little role-play! Amidst a litany of unpronounceable names is a report of broken cymbals and harp strings. Starring Husband as King David and Wife as Heman, this…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 24: The Divisions and Duties of the Levites (cont). Not only is the Chronicler a big fat liar-face, he's also boring af. Lots of names here and a reminder that God is a murdery s.o.b. Plus you get to hear how Wife kicked…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 23: David's Preparation for the Temple (cont.) / The Divisions and Duties of the Levites.The Chronicler is still a super liar, and he left out the tale of Bathsheba altogether, which indicates David truly was a schmuck, or else why bother hiding that…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 21: David Numbers Israel and Judah / The Site for the Temple. Remember that time David wore a potato sack? You know, because he actually wasn't perfect after all? And God punished the people for David's sin? And an angel of the lord…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 22: The Site for the Temple (cont.) / David's Preparation for the Temple. The Chronicler really ticks us off in this chapter as he keeps calling the building materials innumerable, un-weigh-able, and uncountable, all of which is nonsense because nothing on this planet…

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 14: Abram rescues Lot / Melchizedek Blesses Abram; and Genesis chapter 15: A Son Promised to Abram. He cut the animals in HALF!? Grody! And God's still a big dick. A children's Bible is like KidsBop for #WAP. Skip the ads by joining Acast+…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 16 - 20, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

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Husband and Wife introduce A Treasury of Jewish Folklore, edited by Nathan Ausubel, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Marc Chagall, the quintessential Jewish artist of the twentieth century; Attic Salt; and basic definitions of Mishna, Talmud, Agada, and Midrash. Next time we will cover some…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about that sweet psalmist David and his relationship to a certain Moabite king.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/Help support us…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 20: David Captures Rabbah / The Giants Slain by David's Men. Every Spring we put on our rain boots, open our umbrellas, grab our swords, and skip off to war. Whee! Killing giants is fun!Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 19: The Defeat of the Ammonites and Syrians. These guys pick a fight with David and are shocked when he gives them what they asked for in this very special story of F*ck Around and Find Out.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 18: David Extends His Kingdom / David's Officers. David is so awesome. He's the best. He is everything good in life. I love David. All hail Kind David! We also talk about farts, just in case you get bored of hearing about David's…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 17: God's Covenant with David. This crap is a ridiculous love letter wherein they promise to be together always, forever, eternally, infinity-times-two. Ugh, gag me with a dead smurf. Y'all need to get a room.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for…

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Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 16: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem (cont.) / David's Psalm of Thanksgiving / The Levites Appointed for the Ark. David gives bread to every single Israelite because, sure, he totally cooked hundreds of thousands of cakes, and there was definitely enough to go…

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 11 - 15, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

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Husband and Wife cover pages 217-225 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Merom; Zidon; The Philistines; The Tribes; and Mount Ephraim. Next time we will take a break from the lecherous Asimov and instead turn to a rabbit hole that…

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Husband and Wife answer questions about how many times David was anointed and whether or not he danced into town naked. Spoiler alert: He totally did. Then, one of our devices starts making an odd sound that sends our cat into a fit, so we bail.Skip the ads by joining…

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Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 15: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. The Chronicler added a bunch of unnecessary info like who all was in the marching band, but he left out the single most important detail: David was naked! The Chronicler is FAIL. Skip the ads by joining…

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