Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 13: The Reign of Abijah.Somehow Abijah is able to project his voice across a crowd of 800,000 soldiers. But that's not even the unbelievable part. His guys give a battle cry so God is like, "Judah, I choose YOU" and they beat an…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 12: Shishak's Invasion of Judah. Rehoboam abandoned the Law of the Lord. Rehoboam humbled himself to the Lord. Rehoboam had evil in his heart. Rehoboam died. What a roller coaster.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse -…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 22: Abraham Commanded to Offer Isaac; and chapter 23: Abraham Buys a Burial Ground for Sarah. We question whether God has ever read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People because his leadership skills are lacking, and we wonder if Nimrod will ever make…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 11: Israel's Revolt (cont.) / The Prosperity of Rehoboam. Whereas Solomon traveled all over the place making business wives and partnering with tons of concubines, his son Rehoboam is stuck at home prepping for war and, in the absolute worst iteration of fuck-marry-kill,…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Chronicles Chapters 6 - 10, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife continue covering Heroes: Wise Men, Part 2 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklorein this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include the Angel of Death; the ancient art of reasoning; the senseless of borrowing worry when there are Always Two Possibilities; and the truth about ugly…

Husband and Wife answer MORE questions about the Queen of Sheba aka Nicaula aka Bilqis aka Makeda. She was a sun worshipping, hairy-legged, rich, smart queen who may have been a half-demon or a nephilim. She is the mother of Ethiopia, which may house the Ark of the Covenant. Clearly…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 10: Israel's Revolt. Solomon's son Rehoboam drinks beer with Justice Kavanaugh and them good 'ol boys talk about how their dicks are thicker than their pinkies. Then they threaten to beat the slaves with scorpions because that seems like good incentive to hush…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 9: The Queen of Sheba Visits Solomon / Solomon's Riches and Fame / The Death of Solomon. We get really off topic in this one when Wife rants about obligatory gift-giving. We declare our affinity for Blaine the Mono's penchant for riddles. The…

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Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 8: Solomon's Further Activities. Gentle reminder that "appointed" and "conscripted" and "forced labor" are all forms of SLAVERY which is a despicable practice. Second note: menstruation is a natural function and should be normalized in society, not demonized and hidden as something shameful.…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 7: The Dedication of the Temple (cont.) / The LORD's Covenant with Solomon. Residual David is still around and we are super sick of him. Solomon sacrifices an entire species worth of goats, and God is so excited he lights himself on fire.…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 20: Abraham and Abimelech; and chapter 21: The Birth of Isaac / Hagar and Ishmael Sent Away / The Covenant Between Abraham and Abimelech. We ponder who would be a better hunter: Nimrod or Ishmael? More incest is brought to light. God, being a…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 6: The Dedication of the Temple. Wife brings to life this stupidly lengthy prayer by reading in her best southern televangelist accent, which it turns out isn't very good at all. That's okay, tho, because the prayer ain't all that great either. Residual…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 2 Chronicles Chapters 1 - 5, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife continue covering Heroes: Wise Men, Part 2 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklore In this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Why Jerusalem was destroyed; the universality of religious arguments; empathy and compassion; parables; instruction versus solace; The Poor Man's Miracle; the timelessness of human…

Husband and Wife cover questions about the Tribe of Dan, who are one of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, and who will eventually bring forth the Antichrist. Sounds legit.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 5: The Furnishings for the Temple (cont.) / Solomon Brings the Ark into the Temple. Residual David just can't resist popping up again. We talk about apples, Johnny 5, Hudson Hawk, special tents, fart clouds, and true love. Wife sings a bit and…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 4: The Furnishings for the Temple. David is truly dead, you guys! David has left the chat! Ding dong, the David's dead! Also, it wasn't Solomon who built everything with his own two hands. It was my guy Huram-abi, a swell fella who…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 3: Solomon Builds the House of the LORD / The Two Pillars. Residual David only makes a brief entry, so perhaps his death is actually final and we can leave him to rest in his grave? According to the Chronicler, Solomon builds All…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 2: Solomon's Agreement with King Huram. Residual David is still in the chat. Solomon decides out of the blue to build himself a temple, so he sets up a trade deal with a neighboring king, and enslaves tens of thousands of foreigners to…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 18: The Birth of Isaac Promised / Abraham Intercedes for Sodom; and chapter 19: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. We are knuckle-deep in rape, incest, and salt. Does too much masturbation actually blind you because of all Lot's crazy parties? Skip the ads…

Husband and Wife cover 2 Chronicles chapter 1:Solomon's Prayer for Wisdom / Solomon's Trade in Horses and Chariots.Residual David still makes an appearance cuz the Chronicler is like, "Why can't I quit you?!" Solomon is a wise ass and sells horses to support his habit.Skip the ads by joining Acast+…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 26 - 29, with Q&A, Sacrilegious Book Club, Wrap up and Contradictions.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse…