Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 17: God's Covenant with David. This crap is a ridiculous love letter wherein they promise to be together always, forever, eternally, infinity-times-two. Ugh, gag me with a dead smurf. Y'all need to get a room.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 12: God's Call to Abram / Abram in Egypt; and chapter 13: Abram and Lot Separate. Sacrificing animals is gross. Rape is gross. Calling slaves "servants" is gross. Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57d Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 16: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem (cont.) / David's Psalm of Thanksgiving / The Levites Appointed for the Ark. David gives bread to every single Israelite because, sure, he totally cooked hundreds of thousands of cakes, and there was definitely enough to go…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 11 - 15, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife cover pages 217-225 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Merom; Zidon; The Philistines; The Tribes; and Mount Ephraim. Next time we will take a break from the lecherous Asimov and instead turn to a rabbit hole that…

Husband and Wife answer questions about how many times David was anointed and whether or not he danced into town naked. Spoiler alert: He totally did. Then, one of our devices starts making an odd sound that sends our cat into a fit, so we bail.Skip the ads by joining…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 15: The Ark Brought to Jerusalem. The Chronicler added a bunch of unnecessary info like who all was in the marching band, but he left out the single most important detail: David was naked! The Chronicler is FAIL. Skip the ads by joining…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 14: Hiram's Recognition of David / David's Children Born at Jerusalem / David Defeats the Philistines. Once again we hear about how awesome David was with his multiple wives and his need to use subterfuge as a method of defeating the Philistines because…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 13: David Proposes to Bring the Ark to Jerusalem / David Goes to Get the Ark. God smites a guy for trying to help. We argue about water. There were no saxophones in this chapter. What a pity.Skip the ads by joining Acast+…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 12: David's Army. Nice recap of who all decided to back David. We get some wild exaggerations as to how many troops the soldiers could kill, how fast they could run, how good they could climb, and how ambidextrous they were. You guys,…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 10: The Descendants of the Sons of Noah; and chapter 11: The Tower of Babel / The Descendants Shem / The Descendants of Terah. Names are hard. Places don't matter, amirite? Nimrod is awesome.

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 11: David Made King over Israel / David Captures Zion / David's Mighty Men. We argue over whether or not David built the City of David, and then we make up a story about The Five (who are now know as The Three).…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 6 - 10, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife cover pages 208-217 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Joshua; Jericho; Gilgal; The Wall (of Jericho); Ai; Gibeon; and Ajalon. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us. Next time we…

Husband and Wife talk about Gilboa Mountain, and Wife admits she was wrong. Then they cover "the story so far" which makes that list of names easier to grasp.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links for…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 10: The Death of Saul and His Sons. This was an excellent way to end the week! Short chapter, a bit of story over material we already know, a contradiction we actually remember, and very few names! Wo0t!Skip the ads by joining Acast+…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 9: Those Who Returned from Babylon / The Genealogy of Saul. Still stuck in Name Land, but at least we get a bit of story in this one. The Israelites are starting to come out of exile. We aren't really sure what exactly…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 8: The Descendants of Benjamin. Husband lost his coat and he thought Wife moved it but NOPE it was hanging on the back of his chair so she yelled at him for being mean to her about it. It all comes out even…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 7: The Descendants of Issachar / The Descendants of Benjamin / The Descendants of Naphtali / The Descendants of Manasseh / The Descendants of Ephraim / The Descendants of Asher. Hold on to your butts, cuz they actually mention a woman in this…

Husband and Wife cover Genesis chapter 8: Noah's Ark; and chapter 9: God's Covenant with Noah / Noah's Drunkenness. We question the amount of sacrifices and cursing that happen. Turns out, Noah is as big a dick as God. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife cover 1 Chronicles chapter 6: The Descendants of Levi / The Temple Singers Appointed by David / The Descendants of Aaron / The Cities of the Levites. Our cat gets into the tootsie rolls, which are a prize for Wife as she does her annual prep to…

Husband and Wife talk about problematic artists. We question whether or not it's okay to enjoy their work after they've been outed as dumpster fires. Then Wife says something that breaks Husband's heart and leaves him gobsmacked, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank…

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1 Chronicles Chapters 1 - 5, with Q&A and Sacrilegious Book Club.Skip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study…

Husband and Wife cover pages 193-207 of Asimov's Guide to the Bible, in this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club. Topics include Deuteronomy; Lebanon; Caphtor; Mount Hermon; Rabbath; Mount Gerizim; Belial; Saints; and The Blessings of Moses. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with…